Hiccup Truck instead of Pick-up Truck
Lightning The Queen instead of Lightning McQueen
Last Sunday at church, Michael was being very loud. I told him his voice was too loud for church. "Why?" he asked.
"Because all these other people are trying to talk to God and your loud voice makes it hard for them to do that."
"But God is way up there. He can't hear them!"
"He can, Michael. maybe you should try to talk to God, too."
"Hi, God." Pause. "I still have that sickaness in my tummy. I've been trying to make it go away but I can't do it."
"Maybe you can ask God to help you with your tummy, Michael."
"Will you help me God?" Pause. Pause.
"He didn't hear me, Mom."
(Note: All of Michael's musings/statements, etc are said at full value."
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